Movies You Should NOT Watch

Hm, is that Jackie Chan in “The Karate Kid?”  Oh, haha, alright.  So Jackie Chan is the new Mr. Miyagi and he’s teaching Karate.  Alright. Okay.

WAIT, WHAT?

Excuse me, but am I the only one missing the connection here?!?!?

JACKIE CHAN = CHINESE
MR. MIYAGI = JAPANESE
KARATE = JAPANESE
KUNG FU = CHINESE

Right, so Asian people are so similar that the movie producers failed to note the difference between CHINA AND JAPAN?!  I don’t have a problem with the setting of this movie being in China.  I’ll stomach the fact that the “bad guys” in the story are little Chinese boys.  I’ll even forgive that “the Karate Kid” can be any ethnicity BUT Asian.

BUT REALLY, WOULD IT BE THAT DIFFICULT TO AMEND THE NAME?

How about “The Karate Kid: IN CHINA” or “The Karate Kid/Against the Great Wall”…or even “The KUNGFU Kid…”

I wish they could make a distinction between China and Japan, Kungfu and Karate.  Instead, by slapping “Karate” and all its Japanese connotations over a very much Chinese-infused movie, you’re implying that all Asians are interchangeable and the same.  The Caribbean and Africa are not the same.  South Asia and the Middle East are not the same.  Likewise, Japan and China are NOT the same.  They are two COMPLETELY different countries with two COMPLETELY different cultures.

Which brings me to my next MOVIE YOU SHOULD NOT WATCH.

Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Before I begin my rant, let’s look at a list of the characters.

  • Aang
  • Katara
  • Sokka
  • Toph
  • Zuko
  • Iroh
  • Azula

Note also that these names are Romancized, meaning they also have Chinese counterparts.  Note also this quote from wikipedia:

Avatar is set in an Asian-influenced world[2] of Chinese martial arts and elemental manipulation. The show drew on elements from traditional Asian culture, while blending the styles of anime and US domestic cartoons.[3]

Oh, I see.  So all the names are Chinese/Tibetan/Japanese and the setting is Asian culture influenced and all the fighting are martial arts, and oh, even the drawing style is anime…

Then explain this cast:

OH LOVELY.  SO THE ANTAGONIST IS THE ONLY PERSON OF COLOR.  Just lovely.

And if you take a look at the REST of the cast:

Shaun Toub Uncle Iroh
Aasif Mandvi Commander Zhao
Cliff Curtis Fire Lord Ozai
Seychelle Gabriel Princess Yue
Katharine Houghton Katara’s Grandma
Francis Guinan Master Pakku
Damon Gupton Monk Gyatso
Summer Bishil Azula
Randall Duk Kim Old Man in Temple

(courtesy of IMDb)

…you’ll see that there is not a single East Asian person in here (aside from the “Old Man in Temple.”  Even Princess YUE is a white girl.  Uh, last time I checked, THATS A CHINESE WORD.  I appreciate the fact that there are so many South Asians, but this is EAST ASIA you’re borrowing from.  WHERE IS OUR EXPOSURE?  WHERE ARE OUR ACTORS?!?! And there is DEFINITELY no shortage of East Asian actors, so there are no excuses.

I want to see more Asians in the media.

You can’t exploit us, our history, and our culture and exclude us.

That’s stealing. I won’t tolerate that.

And you shouldn’t either.

ps. i love how we have a blog-tagging category for “racism”…haha did you make this sharon?  how perfect….and useful.  *checks box*

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6 Comments on “Movies You Should NOT Watch”

  1. Angela says:

    On the plus side, Avatar has been pretty universally condemned as being a horrible movie… It has like a 8% rating on rotten tomatoes…

  2. Sharon So says:

    HAHA i think i made the category for my haircut story. Or was there something before that? there’s always something…

  3. tienchii says:

    Let’s not forget the Dragonball: Evolution movie, too. /wrist/wrist/wrist

  4. echung says:

    I dunno, I have a soft spot for anything Karate Kid related. I think in overseas markets the movie was accurately named “Kungfu Kid” . The reason why the US title was kept at Karate Kid was in order to keep the relationship between its parent movie, the original Karate Kid. It’s pure marketing and I don’t think they had the intention of being racist. In the movie, I don’t think anyone ever says the word “karate”. It’s referred correctly as gongfu. Don’t think Jackie Chan would let that happen.

    But on the other hand, Last Airbender was a travesty and is reeking of racism and whitewashing just as the Prince of Persia is. In PoP, they had the opportunity to cast a real Persian prince with acrobatic abilities. Instead Hollywood picks Gylennhal for sales reasons (his action scenes are atrocious). Anyway, I loved the loved the Nickelodeon cartoon. I was really close to watching Last Airbender (on my own too) but decided against it not because of the whitewashing but because of the lack of the apparent Momo and Appa.

    but yeah.. watch Karate Kid because Jackie Chan is the man!

    //endrant


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